aslytherinsuperwholockian:

peetamakesmegrin:

scipioaemilianus:

liamoflegends:

shaving23spiders:

wvnderbar:

in the catholic ghetto, born and raised

at the playground is where I bullied most of the gays

relaxin chillaxin communion all cool

oppressing some minorities outside the school

when a couple of gays who were up to no good started making out in my friendly white neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

(Source: mechastreisand)

(Source: unrequit-ed)

slytherin-in-the-tardis:

stillnot-ginger:

starshiprangerjess:

2-beds-and-a-coffee-machine:

#because Harry’s an idiot that’s why

#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is an idiot #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY

#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw

(Source: tonkswyrda)

(Source: rinalicious)

(Source: rhade-zapan)

(Source: thelingerieaddict)